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We have ten witty, Monkish saying that can show up at the top of the page...and we want more. Post your entries here!
Of course, there are rules:
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[*]No profanity
[*]Under 255 characters in length, including spaces (more or less, we can cut you a little slack).
[*]It should be "Monkish"
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That's it! Oh, right...the prize. How about fame and recognition? We're not loaded with cash, you know. 
[size=18]"The monks labored day and night, but their efforts were in vain. They could not establish communication with the homeless spirits flitting though their monastery."[/size]
Tee hee! I'm going to win by virtue of being the only contestant! :twisted:
The quote doesn't really have a conclusion, does it? Where's the funny? <br/><br/>Maybe a variation...like adding the line "So they turned on the ceiling fans and chopped them to bits." or somesuch....<br type="_moz"/>
I admit it didn't come off so well. I was trying to put a monkish twist on your efforts to communicate with the visitors of your site. I can't really explain what the joke of it is, but it made me smile, so I figured I might as well post it. Somebody has to win! 
A man in a long, hooded robe approaches you in the tavern. "You are adventurers?" he asks. "I am Brother Josephus, from the local monastery." He shrugs. "I just thought maybe we could hang out." He adds, "It's cool--I can pay for my own drinks."
"We monks elect a new Grand Foopah," the monk explained to the sage. "White smoke shows the choice is made; black smoke means no decision yet." The sage said, "But that smoke is...grey." The monk sniffed the air and nodded. "Barbecue. It's hungry work."
"We monks elect a new Grand Foopah," the monk explained to the sage. "White smoke shows the choice is made; black smoke means no decision yet." The sage said, "But that smoke is...grey." The monk sniffed the air and nodded. "Barbecue. It's hungry work."
Heh...I rather like that one.
Heh...I rather like that one.
Bueno! I'm batting .500; that's not bad. In fact, I think maybe...yes, absolutely, I deserve some satanic glee: :twisted:
Demonic glee...granted. 
I think I'll upload that quote when I get to the computer this evening.
They say that the last thing Matt saw was XXXX strange glowing monks scrolling onto piles of parchments in a secluded garage
Replace XXXX with how many of you there are and Matt can be replaced with a name that seems to fit (My small grasp at fame).
"The monk fought a hawk and died. His clone woke up and found a hawk."
Point of the story how do you remember not to fight a hawk, if you die by it, therefore not notifying your clone of the danger...pardoxes are fun.
[size=18]The Monks say that the extrordinary frequensie and severety of there speling and grammaticol error's says nothing about they're wisdum and powerfullness and generel awesomeness. They likely cannot be trusted in this regard.[/size]
Just kidding, it's not quite that bad... 
[size=18]Those unfortunate individuals who incur the wrath of the monks are brutally excommunicated from the Church of the Atom. Most die mysteriously of radiation sickness shortly after.[/size]
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