Pirate jokes!

And for a slightly better one...

One day a pirate hobbles up to the bar with his peg-leg. Looking out his one
good eye, he points to a bottle of cheap rum with his hooked hand, and asks the
barman to pour a glass and leave the bottle.

"So tell me, how did you get that wooden leg," says the barman.

"Aarh, t'was a tough stormy night, thrown o'er board when this great mother of
a shark come and bites it right orf," states the pirate.

"And did he take your hand as well then," asks the barman.

"Narh," says the pirate. "Me hand was lost to that scurvy-laden brute what calls
hemself Blackbeard, in a fast paced dual of swords."

"A'ha" exclaims the barman. "And without that hand you were unable to stop him from
taking your eye too?"

"I wish t'was so," laments the pirate. "But that eye was lost to a seagull down in Gullydeep
'arbour. Let drop and 'e pooped right en me eye 'e did."

"And you lost an eye from that," gasped the barman?

"No sonny," grins the pirate. "T'was me first day with the 'ook."

:):)

Last edited by Truckface (2006-12-13 12:25:39)

There once were two pirates adrift in a row boat.  One day, they found a lamp floating in some debris.  The pirate rubbed it and a genie popped out!  The genie informed the pirate that he could only grant one wish instead of the standard three.  The pirate thought for a moment and then wished that the entire sea was made of rum.  The genie clapped his hands with a thunderous roar and there was rum as far as the eye could see.  The genie and lamp vanished.  Both pirates were lapping up the rum when one of them suddenly turned quiet.  "Now yee've done it," he said to the other, "We'll goon haveta pee in the boat!"