General
  1. Don't be an ass. If you behave like an ass, you will be treated as one and kicked. The method of kicking (steel-toed boot, probation, mechanized hydraulic level, banishment, etc.) will be completely at the discretion of Atomic Monks and its staff. You have no right to any particular number of warnings, nor any rights (implied or otherwise) to anything resembling a fair trial, adjudication, or any other nicety that we don't want to deal with. Punishment will be whatever the staff that has to deal with you feels like doing.
  2. No spamming. Covered under #1, and yet people do it anyway. Posting links to sites that even slightly smell like spam, or having those links in your signature is also covered under this one.
  3. Watch your language. There's a fine line between "colorful metaphor" and cursing. We don't like cursing, especially considering that minors are around. This goes double for your account name, and racial slurs. Triple points for both. If you set up an account with an inappropriate name, you may be renamed to something like Bob209384 or have your account cancelled. Really, this is covered under "Don't be an ass."
  4. All graphics and text found on the Atomic Monks website are the sole property of Atomic Monks and may not be copied, stolen, linked to, folded, spindled, or mutilated without the legal consent of Atomic Monks.
  5. You have no legal ownership of your Atomic Monks account. If it's lost in a meteor strike, you won't get anything from us. Not even sympathy. We'll be too busy trying to survive the damn meteor. If it's lost in any other way, same deal.
  6. You agree to behave like a civilized human being. Or at least a civilized mutant. Treat others politely. Also see #1.

Privacy
  1. Nobody gets your data. That means nobody. In no way, shape, or form. Not as "aggregate demographic data", and not in any other way. Your information is for here only. We will never give or sell your name, physical location, email address, number of limbs, nationality, or anything else to any third party. Period.